The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given.
Sometimes waking up means the best part of your day is over!
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there
What do marriages and tornadoes have in common? They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house
