The difference between a hooker and a drug dealer is that a hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Why can't women read maps? Only the male mind can comprehend the concept of one inch equaling a mile
Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.