What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people