The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
What does a hockey player and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!
I prayed to God for a car, but prayers doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life? Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.