If a man goes cheats for four times, according to the rules of geometry, he will come home
Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Morning is the time when everyone is jealous of unemployed.