The only time a woman wishes that she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby
I heard the next Steve Jobs movie will be on IMAX. It's the same movie, just on a bigger screen
When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
