Did you know that there are 71.9 acres of nipple tissue in the U.S.?
Exercising is a great motivation to eat more fast food.
A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this?" "You're speaking to it."
A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man
