Did you know that there are 71.9 acres of nipple tissue in the U.S.?
A girl has to get in bed before 8 p.m. so she can come home at 11.
Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results
I know Jiu-Jitsu, Sambo, Judo, Aikido and lots of other scary words.
