Did you know that there are 71.9 acres of nipple tissue in the U.S.?
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
What kind of key opens a casket? A skeleton key.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damn good
