The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!
Everything you do you're gonna regret. But if you do nothing, you will not only regret but will also suffer
