Every day two million Americans play tennis and one million of them lose.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? They're trying not to attract any more undue blame then they already have.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
