The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off
The device will work much better, if you turn it on.
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.