The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off
You had to wait 10 whole minutes? Poor thing, are you sure you're going to be okay? Should i call someone?
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'
