The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off
I tried to be polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, "I'm peeing in here!"
I have one of those unlimited cell phone plans. There's no limit to how much they can charge me
However lonely you feel, you're never alone. There are literally millions of bugs, mites and bacteria living in your house. Goodnight.
