What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it
Life's like a bird, it's pretty cute until it shits on your head.
A friend is like a book: you don't need to read all of them, just pick the best ones
Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
