There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage
Why do bachelors like smart women? Because they're so rare.
One cigarette shortens your life by two hours, one bottle of vodka by three hours, and a workday - eight hours
Will you marry me, so I can move in with you, become unemployed, play video games, eat cheetos all day long and buy you gifts with food stamps ?