There are two types of guys: those who pee in the shower and those who don't admit it
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
I was at a restaurant and I noticed my waitress had a black eye. So I ordered very slowly because obviously she doesn't listen.
I rather go to hell than Heaven. I don't know how mermaids in heaven can seduce me when they don't have legs to spread.
