They call it PMS cause Mad Cow Disease was already taken!
Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
What's a man's idea of a perfect date? A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack
