"Tired" isn't even a temporary state for me anymore it's more like a part of my personality at this point
I don't date older women because it takes too long to listen to their life story
A woman is like a shadow: when you walk from behind she runs away. When you run from her, she follows you behind
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, And the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.