To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts
When your kids are little, you're a superhero. When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer... Oh wait, he does
