To weigh 50 kilos and say that you're fat, that is so female...
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
The best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all. Have fun blacking out
My resume is just a list of things I hope you never ask me to do.
