Two snowmen in a field, one turned to the other and said "I don't know about you but I can smell carrots!"
What did one autumn leaf say to another? I'm falling for you.
How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from
What is live? Life is love. Whats love? Love is kissing. Whats kissing? Come here and I show you