What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she's way out of my league.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can help you look for it quicker, in a convertible
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall