"Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
