What will it take to reunite Nirvana? Two more bullets.
What dog can jump higher than a building? Anydog, buildings can't jump!
When I was a kid my mother stopped breastfeeding me. I asked her why and she says "hey, I just wanna be friends."
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there
