Why does it feel like time slows down during the day when you're at work and rapidly speeds up at night when you get home?
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
A woman is like a shadow: when you walk from behind she runs away. When you run from her, she follows you behind
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness