I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she's way out of my league.
Which day do chickens hate the most? Friday.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
