What are the three words that men hate to hear during sex? "Are you done?"
What's the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?
Dear men, if you stopped seeing your wife as a woman, it doesn't mean that all men are blind
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
