What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood? "Trust Me..."