What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: a rip off
My mind wants to dance but my body is a really awkward white guy.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
I saw a guy on his motorcycle and the back of his shirt said "If you can read this the bitch fell off."
