What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.
Old Chinese proverb: Rape impossible! Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
When The Hulk enrages and destroys everything around him "he's incredible". But when a girl does it "she's on her period".
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
