What dog can jump higher than a building? Anydog, buildings can't jump!
Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.
When a newly married woman smiles, all know why, but when a ten-years married woman smiles, all wonder why
Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a big rock.
