What has a head, a tail, and no body? A coin!
Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? "I'm sweet on you!"
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
