What has a head, a tail, and no body? A coin!
I named my hard drive "dat ass" so once a month my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up'
My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!
How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work
