What has a head, a tail, and no body? A coin!
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
There are two kinds of friends : those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you
What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that tiny thing?
