What has a head, a tail, and no body? A coin!
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces? For the chance to gain some experience in the service
