What is live? Life is love. Whats love? Love is kissing. Whats kissing? Come here and I show you
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!