What pants do ghosts wear? BOO jeans.
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me. I said u look really fat in those pants!
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.
