What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a big rock.
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?