What's the height of conceit? Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
If I get interviewed by a police sketch artists, my only goal will be to see how far I get before he realizes I'm making him draw a pirate.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand
Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards
