When your kids are little, you're a superhero. When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility.
A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized
Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year