Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute? The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack
If you don't drink, smoke or do drugs you may live long enough to be a real burden to loved ones. Please pass the wine
Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation? Because she threw out all the bent ones.
The problem with being in the center of attention is that half of it is always behind your back