Why are most politicians in the closet or gay? Because they can only mandate.
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts
