You should argue with your wife only when she's not around.
Dear ladies, if you want to have more free time and have fun on the weekends, teach your men fishing!
Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
