Why are Scientology and Proctology alike? It's all a load of shit.
Not quite certain which is more serene and peaceful anymore. My PMSing girlfriend or the people around here.
If I get interviewed by a police sketch artists, my only goal will be to see how far I get before he realizes I'm making him draw a pirate.
I saw a guy on his motorcycle and the back of his shirt said "If you can read this the bitch fell off."
