Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.
"Tired" isn't even a temporary state for me anymore it's more like a part of my personality at this point
Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys this year? It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission.
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
