Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.
What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive.
Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love; the poor know that it is money.
Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle
