Why did the snowman smile? Because the snowblower is coming.
If I'm about to die, keep me alive. I wanna be a burden, I want my feet clean, I want my diaper changed.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
What is a vampires favourite type of ship? A blood vessel.
