Why did the snowman smile? Because the snowblower is coming.
Change your Facebook Status to "I'm Pregnant" or "I'm Engaged" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away
Would you send your son to a school run by someone who insisted on being called "Headmaster?"
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, And the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.