Why did the snowman smile? Because the snowblower is coming.
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it
Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you got to hand it to her.
