Why did the snowman smile? Because the snowblower is coming.
An angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it will take her a week to pack for vacation
Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle
I've been waiting for the bus so long, someone just stapled a lost cat flyer to my chest
