Why did the snowman smile? Because the snowblower is coming.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
I rather go to hell than Heaven. I don't know how mermaids in heaven can seduce me when they don't have legs to spread.
I adore purchasing lavish items, and subsequently not use them, just to irritate the poor unfortunate ones.
