Why did the snowman smile? Because the snowblower is coming.
Do you know if pigs have periods?' 'Are you kidding me? What idiot would keep a pig until she's 14?'
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there
She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy
