Why did the snowman smile? Because the snowblower is coming.
When my friends are sad, i send them a long ass paragraph, but when I'm sad, they only say "Oh sorry" or "Well that sucks"
When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!
You're 10 times more likely to die when your girlfriend says, "I'm fine" than when you are flying on an airplane.
