Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small
A healthy male organism is the one, which wakes up in the morning before the man
When I was a kid my mother stopped breastfeeding me. I asked her why and she says "hey, I just wanna be friends."
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas