Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? Toes go in first!
Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life? Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
