What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt
I've put something aside for a rainy day. It's an umbrella.
That's a cool story bro, but let me get an expert on cool stories down here so I know what I'm dealing with
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!