What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt
Beers are full of female hormones. After I drink a pack I can't drive a car and I start behaving illogically
If anything is used to its full potential, it will break.
You have to be flexible to work here. On many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles