What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it
What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit
What did one ghost say to another ghost? "Do you believe in people?"