Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? They're trying not to attract any more undue blame then they already have.
Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking
Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in the way that they are looking forward to it
If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'