Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? They're trying not to attract any more undue blame then they already have.
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?