Why do the Scottish wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away
What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry Ive got you covered!
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell
