Why do the Scottish wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away
When your kids are little, you're a superhero. When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall
Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men? No phone numbers
