Why do they call it Alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'Hi, My name is John and I am an alcoholic'
What do lawyers and sperm have in common? One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming human
What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? Jail break
The best reason to divorce or break-up with a man is for health reasons you're sick of him