Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, "Oh alright, I'll stay the night."
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball
I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it.
