Why does the bride always wear white? Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator
A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man
Don't judge women by kilos, and you won't be judged by centimeters.
Beers are full of female hormones. After I drink a pack I can't drive a car and I start behaving illogically