Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness, is realizing the other person was born an idiot
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard.
