Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?
White smoke from under my hood means either my starter went out or my car has elected a new Pope
I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it.
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one
