Why don't witches wear panties? They get a better grip on their brooms!
However lonely you feel, you're never alone. There are literally millions of bugs, mites and bacteria living in your house. Goodnight.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?